Job Adjustment Wishlist

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THF aka Ranger wannabe
I want:

• higher damage bolts for ranged DD'ing
• TH upgrades to be able to proc on ranged attacks
• Trick Attack to work on ranged attacks
• more debuff bolts like stun and paralyze additional effects
• better bloody bolts for recovering HP when soloing
• critical hit guaranteed from any direction with Sneak Attack sacrificing the DEX modifier when not behind a mob
• Mug to work for cruor
• Gilfinder to work for cruor
  
• Steal to obtain temporary items (always) instead of regular items, making it no threat to game economy and much more useful.
• Despoil to take the place of steal for those few places where getting an item is still preferrable
• Perfect Parry/Evasion or something like Third Eye to 100% evade a single physical attack
  

RDM aka don't hate the player
I want:

• Haste II (approx 20% Haste)
• an enfeebling spell to lower a mob's Magic Attack
• water-based spikes spell (bubble spikes/armor?) with strong attack-down or STR down effect
• a Magic Accuracy bonus from Saboteur
• native access to drain and aspir
• a job ability that mimics accession/manifestation
• rebalancing Phalanx II to comensate for above adjustment
• enfeebling spell to lower damage resistance (PDT/MDT/DT) kind of like what Tomahawk does
• BLINK!!!! Improve the spell by reducing casting time and get more shadows depending on enhancing skill. At least make it somewhat similar to Occulation

SAM aka I want to be invincible!
I want:
Seigan tanking to be somehow improved (perhaps gaining TP from counters or anticipated attacks)
... that's it. Seriously, the job is really strong just not desirable.

PLD aka I don't have an Ochain or Aegis
I want:

• not to be made/broken as a viable tank by having/lacking an Empyrean or Relic shield
• not to feed mobs way more TP by getting hit than any other job does evading
• Flash's effect and accuracy to be improved
• damage dealing potential to be improved while single wielding a sword/shield combo (occasional counter when blocking an attack?)
• more Shield Mastery
• way better Defense Bonus traits. Though this may be broken for normal mobs, NM's usually hit many times harder.
  
• new divine magic nukes
  
• better Magic Attack gear or give us traits for the above item
  
• reduce Divine Emblem recast
• Cover to be self targeted and anyone standing behind me gets covered
• A shield-block stance. At sacrifice of offense and healing abilities (Slow +100%?) a 100% block rate for a short duration. I'm thinking as a countermeasure for Hundred Fists or a predictable TP attack, filling up the gap between Reprisals and making Tower-size shields more useful.

So there. Now I can go back to being disappointed by the actual adjustments.